Funky Towers

United Kingdom , Blackpool
Blackpool, 297 Promenade
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4/10

Poor

02 Nov 2025

Daniel

room had holes in walls it was cold and had funny smell

6/10

Pleasant

12 Oct 2025

Lewis

Great seaview had high expectations for this hotel. 1st the main hall and stairs need deep cleaning. Room great size but needs updating. I was in the shower and partner was woken up with banging at the door it was the owner saying i need to close shower doors as it was leaking downstairs. The doors was closed then i got told to put towels down to soak up water. No offer of towels etc to put down then i was told to get out of the shower because of it. No attempt from owner to sort problen out. If there is a problem you need to sort it not take it out on the guest's. Window cill needed cleaning as sand all over it and window needs sorting as it was extremely draughty

Partner

4/10

Poor

29 Sep 2025

James

Few nights away

Shops very close by and overlooked the beach.
Room was filthy, the shower was very small and took ages to heat up. The whole room needs a good scrub and a complete refurb including new beds. The room also needs to be completely redecorated.

Friends_and_family Family

10/10

Exceptional

31 Aug 2025

Natalie

Very polite nice hotel would highly recommend thanks very much

Leisure Family

10/10

Exceptional

24 Aug 2025

Connor

Nice

Great hotlel pilloews could be better

Friends_and_family Family

6/10

Pleasant

04 Jun 2025

dean

was good trip hotel was ok needs updating

Self

6/10

Pleasant

29 May 2025

Mart

We had contact the owner by phone and wait 10 minutes outside for him to show up and let us in , the room was small ,scruffy ,we didnt dare to touch the wardrobe as it would of collapsed,there was no heating or towels , for the £45 it was just about ok.

Friends_and_family Family

2/10

Poor

28 Apr 2025

Trudi

Health hazard. Vomit and poop stain on the wall. We didnt stay booked somewhere else. Didnt get our money back.
AVOID THIS PLACE TERRIBLE

4/10

Poor

09 Mar 2025

Verified traveler

Not the best

On arrival I was told the WiFi wasn’t working the heating was on a timer so if I wished I could have an old electric fire in the room I declined as I was staying with young children
When I was checking out at 10am there was nobody available to take the key so I left it behind the desk took a photo which I then forwarded to the host

Friends_and_family Family

8/10

Excellent

28 Jan 2024

Ashley

hotel don’t do breakfast

Leisure Friends

8/10

Excellent

02 Jun 2023

John

The staff were pleasant and helpful and it was a nice chilled environment in the bar of a night. Not much of a selection on drinks but what they had was at a very reasonavle price. Theres no restaurant attached anymore which was advertised and they dont serve breakfast anymore as advertised but all in all we had a good stay. Id definitley stay again, it has a great location and the adjacent hotel and bars are open to non residents so i didnt have to go far for anything i needed.

Leisure Family

6/10

Pleasant

11 Apr 2023

Verified traveler

Room ceiling stained, mattress springs gone, no bed sheets. Mattress covered by old thin protector

Partner

8/10

Excellent

09 Feb 2023

Kerry

The staff were lovely

Leisure Family

8/10

Excellent

23 Oct 2022

Friendly and welcoming

Three night stay in October. Room only. Very friendly and welcoming. Manager/owner met us on arrival. Was avaliable 24/7 in case of emergency. Bar area was clean and comfortable. Rooms were clean (bed was a little uncomfortable or maybe just I was just not used to it). Tea and coffee provided in Room. Nothing was too much trouble. Clean beding provided on 2nd day after nose bleed.

Friends_and_family Family

10/10

Exceptional

08 Jun 2022

Jayne

Funky Towers and new owner Subi are brilliant.

We stayed at Funky Towers from 27th May to 30th May.
Subi is the new owner of Funky Towers, he has only been there for a few weeks.
He was polite, helpful, kind and he accommodated us with a change of room, due to there being no lift in his b & b.
Our room was perfect in size, comfort and the view was gorgeous. There is a bar and pool table and Subi cooks various Indian foods to which we are yet to go back and try.
We parked our car over the road on the promenade which cost £8 per day.
Our stay was perfect and full compliments to Subi. We will be going back this year to stay at Funky Towers at some point.

Friends_and_family Family

2/10

Poor

16 May 2022

Molly

The room was filthy , the bedding had stains all over it the curtains also had bugs all over the top of them. When getting into bed I pulled the cover and there was a little bug and yellow stains when also trying to take a shower the water would not go warm and the shower head continuously fell off. the wallpaper was hanging off which was over the top of our heads when we was sleeping, I also think that the service was awful as the people who were working behind the bar took a very long time to serve us and we was the only people there!

Friends_and_family Friends

8/10

Excellent

28 Mar 2022

Verified traveler

When We arrived they only had 1 of the 2 rooms on the booking even though it was on the same booking and the shower was temperamental was either freezing cold or boiling hot. Other than that overall it was pleasant stay but don’t think i’d stay again.

Friends_and_family Friends

4/10

Poor

13 Oct 2018

David

Tiny room

Tiny room

10/10

Exceptional

13 Oct 2017

Lee

Ideal location

Walking distance to pleasure beach, piers shops, restaurants and water park. Great family room clean, tidy, and comfy beds. staff were extremely helpful, breakfast was nice. Look forward to our next stay!

4/10

Poor

18 Sep 2017

John

Tired & dated.

With it being a sea front hotel I was expecting something pretty good but Funky Towers was a tired & dated hotel I'm afraid.
The need for some refurbishment is the minimum it requires.
We'll be back to Blackpool for sure just not staying there.

Family