Charlotte Jayne
There was nothing 'deluxe' about the apartment, it was small and old fashioned. The floor was filthy, my feet were black after walking around barefoot for 5 minutes. The bathroom was tiny, it had the smallest shower cubicle I've ever had to use, I kept bumping my knees and elbows. The shutter door onto the balcony was broken, which let a stream of sunlight into the room at sunrise. There's a wierd strip light above the bed with a glowing blue light at each end that doesn't turn off! Someone had stuck plasters over each end, I'm assuming the person in the room before me in an attempt to cover the glow. There was never any peace because they play music all day and night from 8am. The only redeeming factor was the view from the balcony, which was absolutely beautiful.
