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8.6/10Excellent44 Reviews
Cleanliness9.4/10 9.4
Service9.4/10 9.4
Comfort8.4/10 8.4
Condition9.0/10 9.0
Amenities8.4/10 8.4
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About The Oyster Smack Inn
Just yards from the river in Burnham-on-Crouch, The Oyster Smack Inn offers an on-site bar, free Wi-Fi, and free parking. Dating back to the 1800s, it is known for its fantastic food. The restaurant’s chef has worked in Jamie Oliver’s first restaurant, as well as Gordon Ramsay’s three-Michelin-starred establishment.
The diverse menu features Asian influences and British classics, made with seasonal produce. Rooms at The Oyster Smack Inn are individually designed, and each has a flat-screen TV and a private bathroom with free toiletries. Tea and coffee making facilities with fresh milk are also provided.
The coast at Southend is just 25 miles away, and the center of Chelmsford can be reached in 40 minutes by car. Historic Colchester is also less than an hour’s drive away.
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Located in Burnham-on-Crouch, The Oyster Smack Inn is within a 5-minute drive of Mangapps Railway Museum and Ramblers Stadium. This hotel is 11.1 mi (17.9 km) from St. Peter-on-the-Wall and 11.3 mi (18.2 km) from Stow Maries Great War Aerodrome. Make yourself at home in one of the 10 guestrooms.
Complimentary wireless internet access is available to keep you connected. Bathrooms have showers and hair dryers. The front desk is staffed during limited hours. Free self parking is available onsite.
Popular amenities
Free WiFi
Parking available
Dining services
Concierge
Check-in and check-out
Check-in from
2:00 PM
Check-in until
9:00 PM
Check-out until
11:00 AM
Minimum check-in age
18
Hotel policies
No elevators
Professional property host/manager
Pets not allowed
Important information
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Special Instructions
The front desk is open daily from 8:00 AM - 9:30 PM. If you are planning to arrive after 9:00 PM please contact the property in advance using the information on the booking confirmation. The front desk is staffed during limited hours. Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools.
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Instructions
- Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
- Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
- Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
- This property accepts credit cards, debit cards, and cash
- Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher
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Minimal age
18
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Optional fees
- Fee for continental breakfast: approximately GBP 8.95 for adults and GBP 8.95 for children
The above list may not be comprehensive. Fees and deposits may not include tax and are subject to change.
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Spoken Language
English
Nearby attractions
Ramblers Stadium
1.5 km / 0.9 mi
Mangapps Railway Museum
2.3 km / 1.4 mi
St. Peter-on-the-Wall
17.9 km / 11.1 mi
Stow Maries Great War Aerodrome
18.2 km / 11.3 mi
Blackwater Leisure Centre
18.3 km / 11.4 mi
Promenade Park
18.7 km / 11.6 mi
Thomas Plume's Library
19.4 km / 12 mi
Maldon Combined Military Services Museum
20.1 km / 12.5 mi
Marsh Farm Country Park
21.1 km / 13.1 mi
Museum of Power
21.6 km / 13.4 mi
Beeleigh Abbey Gardens
22.2 km / 13.8 mi
Warren Golf Club
22.5 km / 14 mi
Battlesbridge Antiques and Craft Centre
22.6 km / 14 mi
RHS Garden Hyde Hall
23.1 km / 14.3 mi
St John the Baptist Monastery
23.3 km / 14.5 mi
Hotel facilities & services
Services and fees can vary. Check the selected room details and hotel policies before booking.
- Total number of rooms: 10
- Family rooms
- hotel
- Car park
- Check-in hour
- Check-out hour
- Wi-fiExtra charge
- Room service
- 24-hour securityExtra charge
- BarExtra charge
- Restaurant
- Non-smoking establishmentExtra charge
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DOUBLE CLASSICDOUBLE • CLASSICDBL.AS
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Guest reviews
What other guests saying about The Oyster Smack Inn
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Sean
Lovely hotel,
Jonathan
Known this place for few years...Room was fresh but toilet did not flush and bed was like a camp bed mattress and feeling the springs as you lay on it. The food in the restaurant is good but breakfast was lacking. Asked for well done bacon and got a bacon biscuit and cremated within an inch of its life......I would not say its a bad place but attention to detail need to be applied.
Kishan
Rooms were big and very clean. Staff were helpful and friendly. I would definitely stay again when I'm next in town.
Gareth
Excellent room which was spacious and airy.
Large comfortable bed.
Needs a full length mirror and a shelf in the bathroom.
Wardrobe was far too high to reach
Large comfortable bed.
Needs a full length mirror and a shelf in the bathroom.
Wardrobe was far too high to reach
Kevin
Stayed for one night. Very friendly and helpful staff. Room was clean and spacious.
Lee
The hotel was fine, and the only reason for a lower rating was the noise at night. It was some sort of boiler or extractor that turned on throughout the night every half hour and resulted in an awful nights sleep.
Tyler
another lovely working trip in this hotel. all good as usual
sue
Spacious, quiet & comfortable room. Lovely restaurant. Great food. Convenient location. Friendly and helpful staff.
Sasha
Premium room option didn't
peter
Perfect for a 1 night work trip
Frank
The room next door , from the shower the ventilation where loud ... Fore long time ...
Location & surroundings
The Oyster Smack Inn
112 Station Road, Burnham-on-crouch, United Kingdom
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