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Crazy Bear Hotel Beaconsfield

High Wycombe · United Kingdom

Wycombe EndView location

8.0/10Excellent763 Reviews
Cleanliness8.4/108.4
Service8.6/108.6
Comfort8.2/108.2
Condition8.2/108.2
Neighborhood8.6/108.6
Amenities8.0/108.0
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About Crazy Bear Hotel Beaconsfield

Pamper yourself with onsite massages or enjoy recreation amenities such as an outdoor pool. This hotel also features complimentary wireless internet access, wedding services, and a reception hall.

Enjoy British cuisine at English Restaurant, one of the hotel's 2 restaurants, or stay in and take advantage of the room service (during limited hours). Need to unwind? Take a break with a tasty beverage at one of the 3 bars/lounges.

Cooked-to-order breakfasts are served on weekdays from 7:00 AM to 10:00 AM and on weekends from 7:30 AM to 10:30 AM for a fee. Featured amenities include multilingual staff and luggage storage. This hotel has 2 meeting rooms available for events. Free self parking is available onsite.

Stay in one of 48 guestrooms featuring flat-screen televisions. Complimentary wireless internet access is available to keep you connected. Bathrooms have complimentary toiletries and hair dryers.

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Located in Beaconsfield, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield is within a 5-minute drive of Bekonscot Model Village and Chiltern Hills. This luxury hotel is 5.5 mi (8.8 km) from Cliveden House and 5.5 mi (8.9 km) from Hedsor House. Stay in one of 35 guestrooms featuring flat-screen televisions.

Complimentary wireless internet access is available to keep you connected. Private bathrooms have complimentary toiletries and hair dryers. Conveniences include phones, as well as coffee/tea makers and complimentary bottled water. Featured amenities include multilingual staff and luggage storage. Free self parking is available onsite.

Popular amenities

Free WiFi
Parking available
Dining services
Concierge
Spa
Entertainment
Non-smoking
Business facilities
Banquet facilities

Check-in and check-out

Check-in from 3:00 PM
Check-in until 11:00 PM
Check-out until 11:00 AM
Minimum check-in age 18

Hotel policies

No rollaway/extra beds available No cribs (infant beds) available No elevators Minimum guest age is 18 Caters to adults only Guests will receive an email with special check-in instructions Guest will receive an email before arrival 24 hours Professional property host/manager Pets not allowed

Cleaning and safety

Sanitization
Contactless check-out is available

Important information

  • Property Alerts

    You'll be asked to pay the following charges at the property. Fees may include applicable taxes:

    • Deposit: GBP 150.0 per accommodation, per stay

    We have included all charges provided to us by the property.

  • You need to know
    • Reservations are required for massage services. Reservations can be made by contacting the hotel prior to arrival, using the contact information on the booking confirmation.
    • Guests under 18 years old are not permitted at this adults-only property.
    • Contactless check-out is available.
  • Special Instructions
    The front desk is open daily from 7:00 AM - 11:00 PM. This property doesn't offer after-hours check-in. Guests will receive an email within 24 hours before arrival with check-in instructions. The front desk is staffed during limited hours. Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools.
  • Instructions
    • Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
    • Government-issued photo identification and a debit card may be required at check-in for incidental charges
    • Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
    • The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guestroom reservation
    • This property accepts credit cards and debit cards; cash is not accepted
    • Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, and a first aid kit
  • Minimal age
    18
  • Optional fees
    • Fee for cooked-to-order breakfast: approximately GBP 9 to 14 per person
    • Late check-out is available for a fee (subject to availability)

    The above list may not be comprehensive. Fees and deposits may not include tax and are subject to change.

  • Spoken Language

    English

Nearby attractions

Bekonscot Model Village 1.8 km / 1.1 mi
Chiltern Hills 2.1 km / 1.3 mi
Jordans Quaker Meeting House 4.8 km / 3 mi
River Thames 7.2 km / 4.5 mi
Amersham Museum 8.2 km / 5.1 mi
Milton's Cottage 8.3 km / 5.2 mi
Stanley Spencer Art Gallery 8.5 km / 5.3 mi
Cliveden House 8.8 km / 5.5 mi
Hedsor House 8.9 km / 5.5 mi
National Trust Cliveden 8.9 km / 5.5 mi
Buckinghamshire New University 9.1 km / 5.7 mi
Wycombe Swan Theatre 9.2 km / 5.7 mi
Thames Path 9.9 km / 6.1 mi
Stoke Poges Golf Club 11.6 km / 7.2 mi
Pinewood Studios 12 km / 7.4 mi

Hotel facilities & services

Services and fees can vary. Check the selected room details and hotel policies before booking.

  • Total number of rooms: 48
  • hotel
  • Car park
  • Check-in hour
  • Check-out hour
  • Wi-fi
  • Room service
  • Multilingual staff
  • Terrace
  • Luggage room
  • Bar
  • Restaurant
Show 6 more facilities & services
  • Meeting room
  • Outdoor freshwater pool: 1
  • Spa treatments
  • Breakfast
  • Non-smoking establishment
  • Fitness
Upon availability

Room types

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  • DOUBLE STANDARDDOUBLE • STANDARDDBL.ST

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    Crazy Bear Hotel Beaconsfield

    DOUBLE STANDARD

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    Room overview

    Occupancy
    Guests: 1–4 • Adults: max. 4 • Children: max. 3
    Room type
    DOUBLE
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    STANDARD

    Adult and child limits apply within the room's total guest limit.

    Room code: DBL.ST

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  • Room STANDARDRoom • STANDARDROO.ST

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    Crazy Bear Hotel Beaconsfield

    Room STANDARD

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    Room overview

    Occupancy
    Guests: 1–10 • Adults: max. 10 • Children: max. 6
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    STANDARD

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    Room code: ROO.ST

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  • DOUBLE KING SIZE BEDDOUBLE • KING SIZE BEDDBL.KG

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    Crazy Bear Hotel Beaconsfield

    DOUBLE KING SIZE BED

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    Room overview

    Occupancy
    Guests: 1–4 • Adults: max. 4 • Children: max. 3
    Room type
    DOUBLE
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    KING SIZE BED

    Adult and child limits apply within the room's total guest limit.

    Room code: DBL.KG

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Guest reviews

What other guests saying about Crazy Bear Hotel Beaconsfield

8.0
Excellent
763 Reviews
Cleanliness
8.4 /10
Service
8.6 /10
Comfort
8.2 /10
Condition
8.2 /10
Neighborhood
8.6 /10
Amenities
8.0 /10
100 reviews shown
6/10
Pleasant
14 Jul 2026
Deborah
On arrival, staff were informative and helpful. Room was extremly small (as expected) but fine for 1 night. Plenty of dust but its because everything is black so even if you have just cleaned, it looks dusty. Drinks and pool area nice, not the cheapest but acceptable. Food in thai was nice and didnt have to wait very long. Room and various areas of the hotel are in need of fixing (cracked mirrors, sinks etc) the property design is so high mai tence its almost impossible to keep this interior nice for more than about 3 yrs, so there are some parts that are due a renovation but didnt impact the stay. Check in and out was easy, however, after leaving, i recieved an email telling me they wouldnt refund the 150 quid deposit because they had photographic evidence that we had smoked in the rooms. To be very clear, they have no such thing as neither myself or partner smoke. After calling and speaking to manager and making my feeling very clear, she agreed to refund it as a \"gesture of goodwill\". It is not a gesture of goodwill to give somebody back thier own money that you have attempted to steal. So sadly as much as we would have returned and recommended, i know feel that they have deliberatly attempted to rip me off and therefore, i would advise to avoid.
Partner
10/10
Exceptional
12 Jul 2026
Mechelle
We said in a snug was very clean it was a little smaller than expected but had everything we needed for 1 night, we had cocktails and snacks at the bar which were very nice and dinner at the Thai restaurant which the food was delicious and the breakfast in the morning was fantastic will definitely stay again.
Partner
8/10
Excellent
10 Jul 2026
Byron
Room was looking tired and wasn’t the cleanest. Lots of small detailed cleaning is required, extra attention to the woodwork & fittings.
Thai restaurant wasn’t very good, over cooked chicken starter, old dressing. Main of Pad Thai was very over cooked, meaning the noodles difficult to eat.
Bar staff & reception staff were very good and helpful.
Business
4/10
Poor
09 Jul 2026
Andy
The rooms are really small and cramped , the whole hotel is just a pure money making scheme from 125 day beds to minimum
Spend on everything , ruined the experience wouldn’t use again.
Partner
10/10
Exceptional
29 Jun 2026
manohar
Amazing hotel, very different rooms but so cool. Lighting can be a bit dim in the rooms but for us it adds to the coolness.
Partner
10/10
Exceptional
21 Jun 2026
Darren
Lovely place, highly recommend, Thai restaurant brilliant and staff absolutely amazing, best I’ve very had the pleasure to meet.
Breakfast expensive £20 for continental and an extra £30 for English (£50 for 2 people). Would recommend
10/10
Exceptional
21 Jun 2026
Sam
Lovely stay. Very quirky room and bed was really comfortable, staff lovely!
Partner
4/10
Poor
19 Jun 2026
Maddy
Good things - clean room and nice outdoors seating area by pool.

Poor things - no HD channels in bedroom available to view. Complained to front desk but nothing done about it. Only one hanger available in first room. These were at least added to when issue raised. Shower holder not secure on wall in first room. Shower holder even worse in second room meaning water sprayed everywhere. Plugs by kettle in second room failed to work so had to boil kettle resting on bed. All smallish things in themselves, but combined made for poor experience.
Business
10/10
Exceptional
18 Jun 2026
Dawn
We stayed here 6 years ago and had an amazing stay so we were hoping it was still as good and it was, I actually thought the reception staff were much nicer this time. Rooms are just fabulous and super clean, pool area is so lovely and they do the best dirty martinis :)

Honestly this place is one of my favourites !
Partner
10/10
Exceptional
17 Jun 2026
Deirdre
Stayed 1 night it was raining so didn't use pool didn't have breakfast
Partner
10/10
Exceptional
15 Jun 2026
Ron
Beautiful place and beautiful staff food was amazing
Partner
10/10
Exceptional
15 Jun 2026
David
Very bougie rooms. Love the sophisticated and decadent vibe. Staff were great and the room was spotless.
Partner
2/10
Poor
13 Jun 2026
Elise
Hugely disappointing. Would not return.
10/10
Exceptional
10 Jun 2026
Paul
Very nice hotel
Friends
10/10
Exceptional
09 Jun 2026
Richard
Another fabulous stay thanks to all the guys front of house.
Very much appreciated all your kindness and help. See you again soon.
Rich
Self
6/10
Pleasant
03 Jun 2026
Richard
One of the key features of this hotel is room styles we had a decadent room the copper bath in the middle of the room which unfortunately could not hold any water as the bath plug leaked so what ever went in pretty much drained away and then to add to that the water was stone cold as the tap did not work correctly and also you could not shut off the shower unless you had the strength of Hercules, why is none of this checked before the room is given out, a shame as last time i stayed here it was a good experience now the rooms seem tired and for the prices being paid for the room and food and drink they need to do better
Partner
2/10
Poor
02 Jun 2026
Patrick
Incorrect picture of the hotel on your website. Our room was across a busy road, so couldn’t practically use the pool.
Partner
10/10
Exceptional
31 May 2026
Karen
Quirky but fabulous ‘Snug’ room. Excellent staff. The pool area was not overly crowded. Excellent food too. We had a fabulous stay.
Partner
8/10
Excellent
27 May 2026
Rebecca
The room was beautifully presented and we enjoyed using the pool. Staff were really friendly. Unfortunately the biggest let down for us was the shower in the room. It wouldn’t stabilize kept turning hot then really cold. Couldn’t enjoy it. Other than that a lovely stay.
Partner
4/10
Poor
27 May 2026
Grace Nakintu
I feel bad that I have had to give a mix rating because I feel everything about our stay was going well until I suffered food poisoning. I woke up at 2am in a lot of pain and spent two hours in the bathroom vomiting. Earlier that day I had the king prawns and at dinner I had the flat iron steak. Immediately after my dinner I felt a discomfort but did not think anything of it. When we checked out on 26th May I mentioned this to the receptionist who said there was nothing she could do and I should contact the manager. I’ve emailed the email address I was provided but not heard back from them. I’ve still not recovered from the incident which has made it even more difficult for me
To provide positive feedback.
Partner
8/10
Excellent
26 May 2026
Fiona
Heat the pool
Partner
8/10
Excellent
23 May 2026
Keith
We were shown to our allocated room, the snug. As the pictures show the room was dark with air conditioning . We asked receptionist for WiFi code and informed it is shown on TV. The TV and remote control wouldn't work and we were told there was a problem so we would be upgraded to a different location which had the bath placed at the foot of the bed. This indeed was wonderful. The room was clean and WiFi did indeed work. We are at the tai restaurant which was wonderful. The air conditioning seemed noisy but certainly kept a room with no opening windows cool. The only complaint was the communal toilets, mens and womans were so dark you couldn't see where the actual toilet cubicles were. One had a broken lock in the woman's and the other one was blocked with toilet paper. We want to add that all the staff, receptionists, tai restaurant staff and breakfast staff were lovely. A special mention to the waiter from the bar who assisted in finding out what a particular ice cream flavour was!
Partner
10/10
Exceptional
20 May 2026
David
Very helpful staff and very ornate hotel
Partner
6/10
Pleasant
17 May 2026
Reshawn
Cleaner room and better bed
Partner
10/10
Exceptional
17 May 2026
Terri
The staff were absolutely outstanding, professional, polite, helpful, went the extra mile and always had a smile x
10/10
Exceptional
16 May 2026
Megan
The property was lovely and clean. Perfect for a night away.
Partner
10/10
Exceptional
15 May 2026
Jessica
The only thing I can say that was not good is that we happened to pick a day to stay there that there was a carnival which made it inconvenient to eat out since all the local pubs and restaurants were closed and parking was non existent. It would have been nice to have known before booking our stay we would have chosen a different day.
Partner
4/10
Poor
13 May 2026
Alais
Room was very dark, difficult to find hotel no sinage, no parking. Restaurant was closed so had to eat out, very noisy party and my
8/10
Excellent
09 May 2026
robin
The rooms are very different to anything I have stayed in before, very quirky decor. When we arrived we did struggle to park as it's only on street parking.
Partner
8/10
Excellent
06 May 2026
Adam
Cool room and great restaurants in hotel. Nice outdoor area. Gym is used for PT sessions at the busiest times so not ideal for hotel guests to use. The sockets in the room and some of the fixings in need of repair and tired. Bed too firm and the room was too dark overall
Self
8/10
Excellent
29 Apr 2026
Janet
The staff at check in were extremely helpful and frie dly. The room was clean and very dark, although there was plenty of lighting, it was subdued. It was impractical having to walk all the way round the bed to wash your hands after using the toilet. Having a small sink in with the toilet would have been more convenient and sanitary.
Partner
10/10
Exceptional
22 Apr 2026
Juggy
It was nice bit dark and dingy but it was definitely a good stay shame there was no late check out unless you paid and also the bar staff seemed quite rude when we returned to use the pool
Like kept questioning us if we staying in the hotel. Only to find there was no steam room and the pool was ice cold with no changing area. I would give it a overall 7/10
Partner
10/10
Exceptional
21 Apr 2026
Carl
Tbh I didn’t use the hotel side I was only in the room over night. The room was amazing and it was only one of the lower end rooms. The only issue really was the shower tap wasn’t the best to operate and the shower head didn’t fit well due to having a new pipe which didn’t hold very well in the clip so the shower head was very lose. But apart from that it was a perfect stay.
Self
8/10
Excellent
21 Apr 2026
Eve
Lovely stay. We stayed in a decadent room which was large and spacious with an outdoor patio area. There was a ‘show kitchen’ which was odd but all in all the room was as expected. The bathroom was large. Instructions on how to use the above rain style shower would have been good and our bathroom bin was not emptied from the previous occupants. Other than that we had a relaxing and enjoyable stay.
Partner
6/10
Pleasant
16 Apr 2026
Rakesh
Not very clean, cleaners definitely need to clean rooms properly
6/10
Pleasant
14 Apr 2026
Jason
Struggled to full stand in the bedroom as far as I'm aware it didn't mention this room was on a slope, both me and my partner are tallish but didn't expect to have to duck our whole time in the room
Partner
10/10
Exceptional
10 Apr 2026
Kate
Amazing
Partner
6/10
Pleasant
04 Apr 2026
Tina
We only booked because we wanted to be close to a restaurant we were going to. This meant we didn’t take advantage of restaurant, pool or gym.
Parking is free but you have to drive around the town until you find a space so not ideal. The rooms are also spread out over three separate buildings. We were over the road from reception but if you need anything, the very friendly staff bring it over to you.little tip Bring your own tea & coffee.
We chose a snug room , our friends who are quite tall were moved to a comfort as they were told that the room would be too small.
Our room was extremely small , tiny wardrobe with 2 hangers, no shelf in the shower to put wash bag & nowhere to put your case. The double sized bed was comfortable at least.
I know it’s advertised as opulent & quirky but the quirkiness soon wears off , the room was very dark, with black studded walls & velvet ceiling & curtains. Air conditioning was noisy so had to turn that off & the room became very hot.
Unfortunately this hotel didn’t suit us at all but I’m sure if you’re going to use all the amenities & you want something VERY different then you might enjoy it
Partner
10/10
Exceptional
03 Apr 2026
louise
Rooms were amazing bed was very comfy and the staff were very helpful.

Lovely area and loads of food options highly recommend for a romantic get away!
Partner
6/10
Pleasant
30 Mar 2026
Vibeke
This is our third visit to The Crazy Bear, but has now, I have been informed by the staff changed ownership and sadly it is not the place it used to be.
The only area now to sit, chat and drink in is in the bar....gone are the cosy Moroccan styled areas inside the building. The pool area has also been changed. The day beds have gone, and now has no character.
We have stayed in the decadent rooms, the slightly smaller rooms as well, but this time opted for the snug room. Oh my goodness, far too small, i would definitely not recommend.
The staff are all friendly, but the ambience/atmosphere has left the building with the previous owners. Now it seems all about maximum dining area.
The quirkiness of The Crazy Bear has gone, and sadly we would not return again.
Partner
10/10
Exceptional
29 Mar 2026
Kevin
Yes
Partner
2/10
Poor
25 Mar 2026
Lyndsay
Very very small confided space. Not for those who want space to get ready and relax in their room.
Partner
10/10
Exceptional
22 Mar 2026
Lisa
Absolutely loved our stay at the crazy bear. Staff were wonderful. Hotel was fabulous and we went to the Thai restaurant and the food was great. The whole stay was fabulous. Planning our next visit soon. Thank you for a great weekend ☺️
Partner
8/10
Excellent
19 Mar 2026
Adam
The Hotel is in an excellent location as Beaconsfield has everything you could need, the Thai restaurant is really nice, the only downside was the room we stayed in was close to the high street and was really noisy when pubs and restaurant's emptied late at night.
Partner
6/10
Pleasant
15 Mar 2026
louise
Overall the hotel was good, as was the food but the room let it down. We booked a 'Snug' and on arrival it was very cold. The heater was barely blowing warm air so we were moved into a warmer room. It was VERY small with no storage whatsoever, not even a shelf. The windows were filthy and the room was too dark. The very tiny bathroom didn't lend itself to be a wet room, condensation galore with no air vent which soaked the loo including the toilet paper. We found the room very frustrating to stay in and 2 people can't even pass each other without difficulty. Very annoying when you can barely move with nowhere to put anything. Bed was fairly comfortable, albeit a bit firm but we slept ok. If you don't mind very limited space and walking across the road to a separate building to stay then it's ok but don't expect any space. You also only get one hanger to hang clothes. You do at least get a wardrobe but that's it.
Afternoon tea was delicious, as was the Thai. If the rooms were warmer, more spacious and they cleaned the windows so you could see out we might go back. They hide the dirt with dark shutters.
The service and the food was exceptional but room was very disappointing.
Partner
6/10
Pleasant
13 Mar 2026
Sandie
It was a quick business trip, so no time to use the facilities.
The room was indeed snug but perfectly adequate for one night. The lighting is very low, so difficult to put make up on etc. great iron, hairdryer etc.
The main issue was the bathroom, which smelt mouldy, which was very disappointing.
Self
10/10
Exceptional
11 Mar 2026
Richard
Again, amazing staff on front desk. Always a pleasure seeing Annabelle, Nicole and Chloe. Thank you again 🙂
Self
10/10
Exceptional
08 Mar 2026
Thomas
The room was very elegant and clean, the bed was very comfortable & pillows perfect. Only downside was no bubble bath and the room was very hot which caused me to wake up at 4am but apart from that I was very happy with the hotel
Partner
4/10
Poor
02 Mar 2026
Gemma
The
10/10
Exceptional
01 Mar 2026
Matthew
Yes clean room
Friendly staff all round
Good food
No complaints
Friends
2/10
Poor
24 Feb 2026
Stephen
What in
2/10
Poor
21 Feb 2026
Dipti
I have booked for my daughter's spl day. However the room which was reserved was not available, so i was asked to chsnge to other hotel branch of crazy beer. It was stressful. I paid premium price but there was no spa, sauna in that hotel. The room was very small as compared to this hotel and there were no english restaurants. Only thai. Iverall it was nit pleasant experience. I want my regund pls
Friends_and_family Family
2/10
Poor
19 Feb 2026
David
Overpriced for a single room
Air Conditioning so noisy that it kept us awake most of the night
Partner
6/10
Pleasant
09 Feb 2026
Gill
The room was extremely dark, not great lighting at all.
The room was very small, it was a snug room, but goodness it was tiny!my husband couldn’t even walk around the bed as the ceiling was slanted.
Exposed wiring in the bathroom. Definitely didn’t live up to all the hype.
Leisure Partner
10/10
Exceptional
04 Feb 2026
James
Amazing place, stunning, beautiful for my girlfriend’s birthday. Very friendly and helpful staff too
Leisure Partner
10/10
Exceptional
30 Jan 2026
Julia
Amazing experience. This is our go to hotel. This time we had some issues with the door to our room but the staff were amazing and managed to fix it for us. It was amazing!
Leisure Partner
10/10
Exceptional
29 Jan 2026
Charley
Amazing stay at Crazy Bear for my boyfriend’s birthday. I booked the decadent room, which was amazing- so spacious and the decor was gorgeous. Very clean, with everything we needed.

Staff went out of their way to ensure we had a flawless stay, room service was spot on- breakfast good, with beautiful surroundings in the restaurants. Reception staff super helpful too

Highly recommend thank you!
Partner
4/10
Poor
27 Jan 2026
Marcy
Staff was very nice. Hotel looks like a bordello with plush velvet walls including the bathroom ceiling! We had a leak so we were in two different rooms. Both VERY dark. Not enough lighting to put on make up. I am 5.5 and could not see in bathroom mirrors. Mounted too high.
Friends_and_family Family
10/10
Exceptional
25 Jan 2026
Jake
Great staff and clean rooms
10/10
Exceptional
22 Jan 2026
Richard
Wonderful room as always, love everything about staying here. But, the hotels biggest asset is its front desk staff. This time I had the pleasure of checking in with Nicole. Along with Chloe and Annabelle previously she is amazing. May be a few weeks before I am back but will always aim to stay here if possible. Thank you guys.
Business
6/10
Pleasant
11 Jan 2026
Jade
We thought the room was lovely at first, but upon close inspection it wasnt cleaned very well. Cobwebs above the toilet, sust, cobwebs in shower room left side on the mirror. Could do with a good spring clean. The r iself was nice but the noise of guests coming in and out to smoke was so distracting. One guest even knocked on our door and run away. The smell of cigarettes was heavily smelt throughout the hallways and this come in under our door so was not pleasant at all. I did complain to reception, the friendly man did offer us room 19 but that was literally opposite our room, so the smell of cigarettes and the noise would have been the same, plus room 19 had no working TV. Therefore the best we could was stay in room 18.
We did call for room service on Saturday evening but no one answered the phone.
Leisure Partner
10/10
Exceptional
11 Jan 2026
Victoria
This is a uniquely beautiful hotel. The staff, rooms and restaurants are all fantastic. We only had one issue and that was the water never got hot in Bath or shower room, it was only tepid warm- but we put that down to age of the building and amount of rooms probably using facilities at the same time. It did not dampen our stay and as forgot to mention it to reception they didn’t have the ability to fix the problem. I would definitly recommend this hotel.
Partner
10/10
Exceptional
09 Jan 2026
Alison
Step into another world of opulence , lavish bedroom , excellent welcoming staff and lovely food .
Leisure Partner
8/10
Excellent
07 Jan 2026
Amelia
Lavish and perfect service or tho it was cold on arrival and bedroom shower and room itself was freezing. They sent maintenance to fix and gave us two heaters.
Food was excellent but facilities need better advertisement. Outside pool in January should be noted as heated to stop from freezing over. Not actually usable unless you entend on doing lengths.
Over all experience was great. Needs some improvement but we would definitely stay again due to good food, drinks and service.
Partner
10/10
Exceptional
25 Dec 2025
Adam
Clean room. Lovely staff. Lavish decor. Overall it was fantastic and eccentric, yet that’s what makes it magical.
6/10
Pleasant
21 Dec 2025
Sonnie
Room not in the main hotel. Cold / wet walk across the road for breakfast/ Dinner or spa facilities,Ceiling tap dripped all night and the bed was very hard. Nice place to stay but not worth the money.

Partner
2/10
Poor
15 Dec 2025
Kylie
The hotel is very neglected. We had a broken light switch and tv fob to make the tv go up and down. The floor was filthy and had not been cleaned at all. You could not walk around barefoot. This does not by any means feel like a 5 star hotel
2/10
Poor
11 Dec 2025
Theo
Room was nice, however staff were rude amenities were mediocre and food and drink over priced.
2/10
Poor
11 Dec 2025
Theo
Room was nice, however staff were rude amenities were mediocre and food and drink over priced.
Partner
10/10
Exceptional
08 Dec 2025
Bobby
What a weird and wonderful place to stay
Business
10/10
Exceptional
08 Dec 2025
Bobby
What a weird and wonderful place to stay
Business
6/10
Pleasant
08 Dec 2025
Gary
The staff were lovely, Checkin and out were also perfect. I had a few issues in the room, i.e Shower curtain came of it's railings, TV Powered on but couldn't connect to the channels. Very special interior design, not to my liking as very dark but also very comfortable.
Business
10/10
Exceptional
03 Dec 2025
Karl
Wonderful hotel friendly staff and the Thai food in the restaurant was excellent. I booked to stay another evening.
Business
10/10
Exceptional
27 Nov 2025
Richard
Once again the amazing front of house ladies were brilliant! Thank you Annabelle and Chloe as always 🙂
Business Self
6/10
Pleasant
17 Nov 2025
Lee
Staff were amazing
Room was a bit to dark
We didn’t like our food in the English restaurant!
The chips were really over done
And the steak was over powered with to much peppercorn sauce
Leisure Partner
10/10
Exceptional
17 Nov 2025
Holly
Lovely hotel and meal in the Thai restaurant.
6/10
Pleasant
16 Nov 2025
Louise
Rooms look a bit dated now
Noise from other guests was so loud
Partner
6/10
Pleasant
13 Nov 2025
Michelle
The room was fair value for money but very noisy music from the bar and lots of banging noises all evening til about 1am and again heard banging from about 5am..it was a Wednesday. Staff helpful. Pool not warm and cant be used after dusk.
10/10
Exceptional
11 Nov 2025
Chris
Incredible room, excellent food, great staff. Really great stay, fully 5*
Business
2/10
Poor
10 Nov 2025
Luke
We booked to stay at this hotel purely for the experience and bath at the end of the bed ect so we arrived at the hotel to be told we don’t have one of these rooms and that we’re on a third floor with a en-suite which you struggle to turn around in has no door on it and is just not suitable for a adult.
The room you bang in to one another moving around in there that’s honestly how cramped it is and your door locked internally don’t mean it’s locked we had some one walk in our room at around 2am or gone which petrified my wife and the reception staff were not interested in any of these issues.
The only good bit is the bar area in my opinion bar staff friendly but the place felt like it was undergoing some sort of renovation it just didn’t feel finished in spots pool area mainly the money you spend at this place it is no where near worth the money I’m definitely not going to be a returning customer we had a hotel the week before that was amazing for half the money and all staff were amazing.
I’m honestly shocked they’ve not refunded me or offered any kind of apology for what we went through.
Luke
Leisure Partner
10/10
Exceptional
06 Nov 2025
Richard
Always a pleasure to stay here mainly due to the front of house staff. Nothing is ever too much for them, thank you ladies.
Business
6/10
Pleasant
02 Nov 2025
Christina
Staff and food lovely, loved the roll top bath.
However The room was clean but sadly as there appears you couldn’t open the window the wet room and bath in bedroom made it smell bit damp. Which I’m sure could be rectified by room fragrances or air flow.
sad the Turkish seating area around the pool has been removed and the Thai restaurant moved across.
Partner
10/10
Exceptional
28 Oct 2025
Daniel
OK!
8/10
Excellent
26 Oct 2025
Nicole
Room was quirky, unique and very comfortable. Great venue, would definitely recommend!
Leisure Partner
4/10
Poor
23 Oct 2025
Nancy
I thought the hotel room was very seedy, to the point of making me feel very uncomfortable, as it was like staying in a pimps boudoir. It was also extremely dark even with the lights on
Business
8/10
Excellent
06 Oct 2025
craig
Our bathroom was just a little grubby but overall we had a lovely time food was amazing
Partner
10/10
Exceptional
05 Oct 2025
Simon
Excellent stay hotel very quirky great place to stay. Room was very good staff and food very good.
Leisure Partner
10/10
Exceptional
29 Sep 2025
Richard
Amazing front of house reception ladies. Could not do enough to help and welcome me, credit to the hotel and thank you ladies for being brilliant as always.
Business
6/10
Pleasant
26 Sep 2025
David
Room wasn’t cleaned very good. Found an ear plug under pillow and one on floor by curtains. Dust around corners of room. Aircon not working room very hot. No cold water only hot running in bath hand basin dripped water out. Loud bangs before 7am to work men repairing things in pool area. Was not impressed. This unfortunately is the worst review I’ve ever had to do. I hope things can get better for this hotel. Dinner in Thai restaurant was very tasty and cocktails from bar was very good also.
Leisure Partner
8/10
Excellent
22 Sep 2025
Waseem
great staff ,great hospitality , I just found shower wasn't hot barley warm and no slippers in the rooms , apart from that absolutely great place , food was delicious , and the bar in the evening with a dj playing in the background was a lovely touch ,so thanks you
Leisure Partner
10/10
Exceptional
21 Sep 2025
Natasha
The hotel was very pleasant and aesthetically pleasing. We will definitely be returning!
Leisure Partner
8/10
Excellent
17 Sep 2025
Dominic
The room was very nice and looked great with the mirrors and interior. It was a great birthday location and relaxing. Disappointed with the mirror damage I saw upon arrival and will prefer a room with no damage to justify the money I spent. The staff were friendly especially the waiters in the restaurant. Food was nice and service was great. Breakfast should have been included with my stay but still overall a good experience. Will definitely stay there again and try more of the facilities.
Leisure Self
10/10
Exceptional
08 Sep 2025
Richard
Amazing as always. Unique. Just need to sell pints in the bar 👍
Business
4/10
Poor
21 Aug 2025
Scott
Property has great potential and is very unique. Unfortunately our stay was ruined by the lack of cleanliness of the room the lack of privacy and the room was very worn and in need of repair not Walmart you would expect for the decadent room and for the price. This was all reported during our stay and no alternatives offered, bit of a shame for our anniversary to be honest. No working coffee making facilities and no tea bags in the room either
Leisure Partner
8/10
Excellent
17 Aug 2025
Richard

12th anniversary overnight stay

We loved our time at crazy bear beaconsfield , we found it was a little sneaky how the waiter offered us bread while we waited for our steak and then we get the bill and found out this cost £6 but we was inder the impression it was a good will gesture as the main would take so long , also we found the service charging was quite high especially for 2 drinks . As for the room though it was an amazing experience which we would love to do again it made our 12th wedding anniversary feel that extra special . The staff were very well mannered and made us feel comforable so thank you for a lovely stay at tour hotel
Partner
2/10
Poor
17 Aug 2025
Verified traveler
No prior notice of faulty air con was extremely poor. Room was excruciatingly hot, which led to checking out a day early.
Business
10/10
Exceptional
15 Aug 2025
Rylee
Overall everything was great , except for the hot tub was cold and not very powerful.
10/10
Exceptional
15 Aug 2025
Richard
Lovely room and hotel. Reception staff were amazing, lovely and helpful, thank you ladies for your help and friendliness.
Business
10/10
Exceptional
11 Aug 2025
PHILIP
Brilliant stay from checking in to checking out,was booked as a birthday treat and so pleased with the choice,will definitely return 😀
Partner
8/10
Excellent
05 Aug 2025
Verified traveler
It was very nice very erratically pleasing and staff were nice however on my stay I requested roses to be added onto the bed as we arrived for a surprise for my partner which they were happy to do for £20 on top of my stay however upon arrive they were not there ,they did take this off my room the charge however it was the surprise that I was gutted about , and tap didn’t work properly in bathroom however overall would go back there as very nice .
Partner

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Crazy Bear Hotel Beaconsfield
Wycombe End, Beaconsfield, United Kingdom

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